Hey, lady out walking your dog. What’s your dog’s name? WAIT, DON’T TELL ME! I’m really good at guessing these types of things.
OK, let’s see. You’re barefoot, which means you’re a free spirit. So conventional pet names are out of the question.
Also, holy shit, that cut on your heel looks bad. I mean like infected bad. I don’t know what you stepped on, but it probably wouldn’t have cut your heel if you’d been wearing shoes.
You should get that checked out, because if it’s MRSA, you could end up losing your foot…or the entire leg. MRSA is serious business. I knew a woman named Gabby who got MRSA on her inner thigh and it spread so fast they had to amputate her vagina. After that I’m told she had to pee out of her hip.
So, I’m going to guess your dog is named “Cloud.”
"The Double" new film by Richard Ayoade. I like this trailer a lot. Richard’s last movie, "Submarine" was fantastic.
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Yesterday we lost an amazing person. Murray Gershenz passed away at 91 years of age. Murray didn’t start acting until he was 80 years old and he was great in everything he did. Maybe you’ve seen him in The Hangover, I Love You Man, Parks & Rec, or The Sarah Silverman Program, which is where I met him.
Murray made his first appearance on our show in the second season, and he was so great that we brought him back five more times. Murray never complained and was always up for anything.
One thing a lot of people didn’t know is that Murray owned a record shop with one of the largest record collections in the world (over 300,000)!
Murray, you were a joy to work with and to be around. A lot of people will miss you, buddy. Thanks for the laughs!