Hey, lady out walking your dog. What’s your dog’s name? WAIT, DON’T TELL ME! I’m really good at guessing these types of things. OK, let’s see. You’re barefoot, which means you’re a free spirit. So conventional pet names are out of the question.
Also, holy shit, that cut on your heel looks bad. I mean like infected bad. I don’t know what you stepped on, but it probably wouldn’t have cut your heel if you’d been wearing shoes.
You should get that checked out, because if it’s MRSA, you could end up losing your foot…or the entire leg. MRSA is serious business. I knew a woman named Gabby who got MRSA on her inner thigh and it spread so fast they had to amputate her vagina. After that I’m told she had to pee out of her hip.
Steve and I watch the one where Zack breaks the school’s camcorder, so in order to get the money to buy a new one, the kids decide to trick a government official into thinking Screech is an alien for a $10k payday.
(Also, I realize now — after comparing the DVD track list and several other…
If you haven’t paid your rent yet and you want to hide from your landlord, a cool thing to do might be to sit in your car in a grocery store parking lot and people watch. You never know, you might just come up with a funny character for your sketch show on Thursday night.
I got evicted, yeah, but my new Quivering Chef character killed in front of 8 people. Thanks a lot, Ralph’s parking lot!